Lukas Brall
Homo Confusus, Baujahr 1990
ewiger Pfadfinder, pfeifender Eisenbahner, gemütlicher Radfahrer, ehemaliger Flieger, sturer Pazifist, staubtrockener Kanukapitän, flinker Wanderer, todbringender Gärtner, lustiger Leser, lesender Schlafplatz, imaginärer Scheibenweltbewohner, stimmloser Funker, funkender Pyromane, verhinderter Geologe, begeisterter Meteorologe, glückloser Erfinder, glücklicher Erzähler, verhinderter Schinder, verhaltener Quäler, dichtender Denker, denkender Dichter, vergesslicher Märchensammler, wehleidiger Barfußläufer, ausdauernder Langschläfer und grandioser Hochstapler
Lass mich raten: Du sitzt im Zug? Dir ist langweilig?
Du starrst seit Stunden auf dein Handy? Ja, genau du!
Dann beweise deinen Humor! Lass mal kräftig klingeln!
Your german isn't as fluent as it used to be in the good ole days?
If you can read this, everything is going to be just fine. Help me to unrustify my english skills!
Rip away your gaze from that devilish clever device of yours! It might look better than me, it might sound better than me, it knows almost everything and is smarter than the both of us combined. It doesn't demand anything from you and does everything you want whenever you want!
Huh... These things are amazing, aren't they? But if your neck is starting to hurt... Take a break, call that number and check whose phone is ringing! I rarely eat other people these days. Who knows, it might be fun. If it isn't, I'm not going to eat you. Promise.